David Koechner scored a date with life coach Tracy Sanders on Monday’s episode of The Celebrity Dating Game on ABC.
The 58-year-old actor best known for playing roles such as Champ Kind in the Anchorman films and Todd Packer on NBC’s The Office started out by telling the women that his ideal date would involve going to the park and eating submarine sandwiches.
He asked the women to tell him about their ideal date.
Funny guy: David Koechner scored a date with life coach Tracy Sanders on Monday’s episode of The Celebrity Dating Game on ABC
Bachelorette Number Two, Rebecca Niamtu, a yoga teacher, got his attention when she said he ideal date would be taking him to her massage table and covering him with a lot of oil.
‘I definitely leave here with a wife, right?’, David asked the show’s host Zooey Deschanel, 41.
Zooey said yes and agreed to serve as his wedding officiant and said Michael Bolton, 68, will also sing.
David wanted to know where the roses were, but Zooey told him that was a different show.
The winner: Tracy after being quizzed by David was picked by him to go out on a date
The hosts: Michael Bolton provided musical clues and commentary while Zooey Deschanel hosted
David asked the women to describe themselves in one sound.
Rebecca, the yoga teacher, said ‘om.’
He then asked the women if they were smart and to prove it.
One sound: David asked Tracy, Rebecca Niamtu and Suzan Brittan to describe themselves in one sound
Michael sang a love song to the women full of clues to David’s identity, but none of them could figure it out.
Bachelorette number three, Suzan Brittan, a writer, told him she thought he was ‘the perfect man for me.’
David also told them that he thinks he was still single because he was too perfect.
Too perfect: The actor also told them that he thinks he was still single because he was too perfect
He then told them that he has five children, including a set of twins, and wanted to know how they felt about kids.
‘This is not a trick question,’ David said.
Tracy, who also loved performing in Diana Ross tribute shows. told him that she had three kids so the ‘more the merrier’ before being picked by David to go on a date.
Musical clues: Michael sang a love song to the women full of clues to David’s identity, but none of them could figure it out
Three kids: Tracy, who also loved performing in Diana Ross tribute shows. told David that she had three kids so the ‘more the merrier’ before being picked by him to go on a date
On the second half of the show, sparks flew between former NFL running back Rashad Jennings, 36, who played for the Jacksonville Jaguars, the Oakland Raiders and the New York Giants and bachelorette number three Leigh Citarella, a global marketing director from Boulder, Colorado.
Rashad started the game by asking the women to describe their perfect date in three words. He also wanted to know their biggest pet peeve.
Bachelorette number two, Parris Rose, an entertainment writer from Connecticut who speaks Italian, told him her biggest annoyance was seeing people chew food with their mouth open.
Football star: On the second half of the show, former NFL running back Rashad Jennings, 36, who played for the Jacksonville Jaguars, the Oakland Raiders and the New York Giants, looked for a date
Rashad seemed intrigued early on by Leigh after he asked her if she would rather find out that everyone in her family was a spy or whether they were all aliens from outer space.
‘I found that out about my family and it was very disturbing,’ Michael quipped.
Leigh said she already thought that some of her family might be aliens and that it would be much cooler if her whole family were aliens.
Perfect date: Rashad started the game by asking Diane Smith, Parris Rose and Leigh Citarella to describe their perfect date in three words
She told Rashad that she might be jumping ahead but their kids could have alien genes and that would make them the most interesting people ever.
‘Have you seen the movie Aliens?’ Rashad asked her.
Rashad asked them if they would rather be able to talk to animals or to speak all foreign languages.
Good question: The former Dancing With The Stars champion also asked them if they would rather be able to talk to animals or to speak all foreign languages
Bachelor number one Dianne Smith, a sales accountant who just got into tie-dying, decided she would rather speak all languages because she loves to travel.
He wanted to know from Leigh if she would rather her partner be kinky or romantic.
She told him romantic because she could always make a ‘romantic person kinky.’
The winner: Rashad wanted to know from Leigh if she would rather her partner be kinky or romantic
Michael sang a song to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s ‘Fly Me To The Moon’ to give the women clues to Rashad’s identity.
None of the women were able to guess Rashad’s identity before he chose Leigh to go out with on a date.
The Celebrity Dating Game will return next Monday on ABC.
Sinatra song: Michael sang a song to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s ‘Fly Me To The Moon’ to give the women clues to Rashad’s identity
Cute couple: Rashad and Leigh made a cute couple
Traditional ending: Zooey, Rashad and Leigh gave the traditional hand kiss and wave ending