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Gwyneth Paltrow pokes fun at Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson,Taylor Swift and Adele in Gift Guide

Gwyneth Paltrow gifts kink toy to Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, nods at Taylor Swift’s red scarf and gives Adele a ‘DTF’ supplement in hilarious GOOP Gift Guide video


Gwyneth Paltrow proved to have both jokes and gifts for days as she rolled out a hilarious promo for her Goop Holiday Gift Guide. 

The 49-year-old actress showed off personalized gifts for some favorite A-listers including Taylor Swift, Adele and even new ‘it’ couple Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson in a satirical video. 

Proving to have her finger on the pulse, Gwyneth nodded to Swift’s red scarf, Adele’s new sexual freedom post-divorce, and even came through with a kink gift for Kim and Pete. 

The art of gift giving: Gwyneth Paltrow proved to have both jokes and gifts for days as she rolled out a hilarious promo for her Goop Holiday Gift Guide that took aim at Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson and Taylor Swift 

 The nearly two minute video which was shared on the Goop Instagram page showed the wellness entrepreneur poking fun at the holidays and the art of gift giving by utilizing products promoted in her brand’s 2021 Gift Guide

A voiceover spoke to the idea that celebrities are carb conscious — ‘Go a bit mad, eat some bread! Just don’t let the paparazzi catch you,’ — and even nodded to the holidays being tolerable with alcohol as she was seen spiking punch with a handle of vodka instead of water. 

From there celebrities were targeted humorously as she was seen approaching a mantle full of bags labeled with celebrities names, at which point she went down the line putting a specialized gift in each. 

Back in action: A gift with a tag that read 'Adele' was shown alongside others for Kardashian, Stephen Colbert and Swift on a mantle

Back in action: A gift with a tag that read ‘Adele’ was shown alongside others for Kardashian, Stephen Colbert and Swift on a mantle 

DTF: Paltrow stuffed a 'DTF' dietary supplement which promotes 'sexual desire, arousal and mood' into the Someone Like You singer's bag

DTF: Paltrow stuffed a ‘DTF’ dietary supplement which promotes ‘sexual desire, arousal and mood’ into the Someone Like You singer’s bag  

Adele was gifted a  ‘DTF’ dietary supplement which promotes ‘sexual desire, arousal and mood’ as a nod to a new chapter in her life — with boyfriend Rich Paul — following her divorce from Simon Konecki. 

Nodding to Kardashian and Davidson being an item, Paltrow showed off a joint couple’s gift with both the reality star and SNL funnyman’s name on the tag. 

She slipped what was later revealed to be a kink toy — a three pronged silver Wolverine claw — into the bag while clutching a vibrator in her hand.  

A couple's Christmas! Nodding to Kardashian and Davidson being an item, Paltrow showed off a joint couple's gift with both the reality star and SNL funnyman's name on the tag

A couple’s Christmas! Nodding to Kardashian and Davidson being an item, Paltrow showed off a joint couple’s gift with both the reality star and SNL funnyman’s name on the tag 

Kinky! She slipped what was later revealed to be a kink toy — a three pronged silver Wolverine claw — into the bag

Kinky! She slipped what was later revealed to be a kink toy — a three pronged silver Wolverine claw — into the bag

Spicing things up: Later in the video she is seen flashing the three pronged claw that made its way into Kim and Pete's bag as its phrased as a party game

Spicing things up: Later in the video she is seen flashing the three pronged claw that made its way into Kim and Pete’s bag as its phrased as a party game

Stephen Colbert was additionally the lucky recipient of the famous ‘This smells like my orgasm candle.’ 

And Swift had a near brush with the famed ‘red scarf’ spoken about in her track All Too Well of Red (Taylor’s Version).  

In the song — which is largely thought to be just one of many tracks off the album about her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal — Swift sings about leaving her ‘red scarf’ at her boyfriend’s sister’s house early on and how he still has it. 

Tracked it down? And Swift had a near brush with the famed 'red scarf' spoken about in her track All Too Well of Red (Taylor's Version)

Tracked it down? And Swift had a near brush with the famed ‘red scarf’ spoken about in her track All Too Well of Red (Taylor’s Version)

Finders keepers? In the song — which is largely thought to be just one of many tracks off the album about her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal — Swift sings about leaving her 'red scarf' at her boyfriend's sister's house early on in the relationship.

Finders keepers? In the song — which is largely thought to be just one of many tracks off the album about her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal — Swift sings about leaving her ‘red scarf’ at her boyfriend’s sister’s house early on in the relationship.

Maybe next time: In a funny turn of events Paltrow ends up keeping the scarf  and puts a vibrator in Swift's bag instead

Maybe next time: In a funny turn of events Paltrow ends up keeping the scarf  and puts a vibrator in Swift’s bag instead

The video is of course all a joke framed under the guise of ‘holiday etiquette’ but hits the mark in the world of talked about celebrity relationships. 

The lengthy gift guide as seen on her website includes a range of items like home goods, beauty products, sexual pleasure enhancements, clothing and electronics. 

The annual guide is known for being wildly absurd — which her team has leaned into — and ahead of the launch she had teased things including a $10,500 Chanel Sled.

Holiday fun: The annual guide is known for being wildly absurd — which her team has leaned into — and ahead of the launch she had teased things including a $10,500 Chanel Sled

Holiday fun: The annual guide is known for being wildly absurd — which her team has leaned into — and ahead of the launch she had teased things including a $10,500 Chanel Sled 

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