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Jersey Shore: Family Vacation: Angelina Pivarnick gets intimate with look-alike sex doll in Sin City

Angelina Pivarnick got intimate with sex dolls meant to look like her and her female castmates on Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.

The 34-year-old reality star encountered them on a Las Vegas cast trip, propped up around a hotel suite occupied by her male buddies.

DJ Pauly D, 40, said he had special-ordered the dolls to look like their friends Deena Cortese, 33, Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, 34, and Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, 33.

Sex dolls: Angelina Pivarnick got intimate with sex dolls meant to look like her and her female castmates on Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation

The Angelina doll, he cracked, was already in existence and there was no need to order.

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, 38, had told Angelina that the girls were waiting for her in their suite.

The prospect  made Angelina nervous, as she hadn’t spoken to them in 10 months.

Their raunchy speech at her wedding in November 2019 had upset and infuriated her.

Look-alike doll: The 34-year-old reality star encountered the sex dolls on a Las Vegas cast trip, propped up around a hotel suite occupied by her male buddies

Look-alike doll: The 34-year-old reality star encountered the sex dolls on a Las Vegas cast trip, propped up around a hotel suite occupied by her male buddies

Ten months: The prospect of seeing the women made Angelina nervous, as she hadn't spoken to them in 10 months since their disastrous speech at her wedding

Ten months: The prospect of seeing the women made Angelina nervous, as she hadn’t spoken to them in 10 months since their disastrous speech at her wedding

But when she walked into the suite, Angelina found four familiar faces looking back at her in silicone, costumed and contorted to look something like they did in real life.

She laughed, then set about undressing the dolls, especially the one designed to look like her.

Angelina looked under the skirt of the one dressed like Nicole to see if it was anatomically correct, and stroked it.

Special order: A doll was bandaged to resemble Jennifer 'JWoww' Farley who recently had a procedure

Special order: A doll was bandaged to resemble Jennifer ‘JWoww’ Farley who recently had a procedure

She then checked thoroughly to see if her doll had an ‘a**hole,’ and whether it was realistic.

‘Leave it to Angeliners to go straight for the gutter,’ marveled Mike, who couldn’t believe she was ‘trying to f*** herself.’

MTV twice had to blur out her actions, placing a ‘Please Stand By’ graphic over the screen.

To gutter: 'Leave it to Angeliners to go straight for the gutter,' marveled Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, who couldn't believe she was 'trying to f*** herself'

To gutter: ‘Leave it to Angeliners to go straight for the gutter,’ marveled Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, who couldn’t believe she was ‘trying to f*** herself’

Stand by: MTV twice had to blur out her actions, placing a 'Please Stand By' graphic over the screen

Stand by: MTV twice had to blur out her actions, placing a ‘Please Stand By’ graphic over the screen

Getting wild: Angelina was out of control with the dolls

Getting wild: Angelina was out of control with the dolls

‘How did we get here?’ Mike wondered. ‘They can’t show any of this s*** on MTV.’

‘I’m just saying, I wanted to see if they really put an a** in there,’ Angelina offered. ‘And there is. But it’s a tiny one.’

She and the guys ended up throwing the dolls’ heads around the room.

Heads strewn: She and the guys ended up throwing the dolls' heads around the room

Heads strewn: She and the guys ended up throwing the dolls’ heads around the room

The season four episode titled Jurassic Angelica opened on a decidedly more serious note, as Mike had to tell Deena—the only one of the girls in Vegas—that Angelina was coming.

Deena said she felt ‘blindsided’ by the news, especially since the guys had initially denied they would ever bring her.

She was in the early stages of pregnancy, and had been clear about the fact that she didn’t want to get ‘stressed out’ by dealing with Angelina.

Season four: The season four episode titled Jurassic Angelica opened on a decidedly more serious note, as Mike had to tell Deena—the only one of the girls in Vegas—that Angelina was coming

Season four: The season four episode titled Jurassic Angelica opened on a decidedly more serious note, as Mike had to tell Deena—the only one of the girls in Vegas—that Angelina was coming

Mike admitted that the guys had ‘double-booked’ her and Angelina for the same trip because they wanted them to finally hash out what happened at the wedding.

Deena, Jenni and Nicole had made a funny but off-color speech that called Angelina ‘the dump to our island,’ ‘the trash to our bags’ and ‘the lice to our hair.’

It was a well-intentioned dig at her Staten Island roots, for which the guests booed them—and after that, Angelina’s friendship with them totally fell apart.

Deena cried from sheer anxiety and distress over the prospect of fighting with her frenemy.

Getting anxious: Deena cried from sheer anxiety and distress over the prospect of fighting with her frenemy

Getting anxious: Deena cried from sheer anxiety and distress over the prospect of fighting with her frenemy

‘Especially being pregnant, I just can’t put myself in the position where I’m gonna see this girl,’ she emphasized, wiping away tears. ‘It’s just not something I’m gonna want to do.’

The guys quickly moved into damage control, revealing that they had also invited Deena’s mother, husband Christopher, and one-year-old son CJ to come to Vegas.

‘Wait, really?’ Deena asked, a smile breaking through her tears.

Pregnant star: 'Especially being pregnant, I just can't put myself in the position where I'm gonna see this girl,' Deena emphasized, wiping away tears. 'It's just not something I'm gonna want to do'

Pregnant star: ‘Especially being pregnant, I just can’t put myself in the position where I’m gonna see this girl,’ Deena emphasized, wiping away tears. ‘It’s just not something I’m gonna want to do’

‘Chris and CJ on their way!’ the men chanted. ‘Chris and CJ on their way!’

When her family arrived, a thrilled Deena went to hang out with them for the night—still insisting that she would never talk to Angelina.

The guys felt sure they’d turned things around, though Vinny Guadagnino, 33, worried that Angelina’s visit would ruin everything.

Tender moment: When her family arrived, a thrilled Deena went to hang out with them for the night—still insisting that she would never talk to Angelina

Tender moment: When her family arrived, a thrilled Deena went to hang out with them for the night—still insisting that she would never talk to Angelina

‘Angelina is a human wrecking ball,’ he acknowledged. ‘Everything she does is loud and abrasive and obnoxious.’

Pauly suggested that if Angelina ‘came in hot,’ or spoiling for a fight, they all go with it—getting her so ‘riled up’ that she’d just burn herself out.

When Angelina arrived, she had no idea who or what awaited her at the hotel.

Wrecking  ball: 'Angelina is a human wrecking ball,' Vinny Guadagnino acknowledged. 'Everything she does is loud and abrasive and obnoxious'

Wrecking  ball: ‘Angelina is a human wrecking ball,’ Vinny Guadagnino acknowledged. ‘Everything she does is loud and abrasive and obnoxious’

As far as she knew, only the boys were there—and as she told them over dinner, she had no need to go over the wedding fight again.

Vinny asked Angelina if that meant she could sit down and be ‘cordial’ with the girls, and that question seemed to undo something in her.

She snapped at Vinny, he snapped back, and the two of them started slinging insults at each other, over and over.

Fired up: Vinny asked Angelina if that meant she could sit down and be 'cordial' with the girls, and that question seemed to undo something in her

Fired up: Vinny asked Angelina if that meant she could sit down and be ‘cordial’ with the girls, and that question seemed to undo something in her

It initially seemed like the guys’ plan was working, as Angelina definitely got riled up.

But with every new cocktail she swigged, Mike sensed that things were really going wrong.

‘Now that I think about it, we are probably playing with fire, giving Angelina drinks and feeding into Angelina’s madness,’ he privately conceded.

Second thoughts: 'Now that I think about it, we are probably playing with fire, giving Angelina drinks and feeding into Angelina's madness,' Mike privately conceded

Second thoughts: ‘Now that I think about it, we are probably playing with fire, giving Angelina drinks and feeding into Angelina’s madness,’ Mike privately conceded

Angelina suddenly looked at the men and asked, ‘Deena’s pregnant, isn’t she?’

Her psychic grandmother, also named Angelina, had told her she intuited that.

The guys were shocked, and sidestepped the question by bringing up the wedding speech.

Called it: Angelina suddenly looked at the men and asked, 'Deena's pregnant, isn't she?'

Called it: Angelina suddenly looked at the men and asked, ‘Deena’s pregnant, isn’t she?’

Angelina said she had no need to confront the girls about it any longer, though Mike, Vinny and Pauly kept pushing her buttons about it.

‘You kind of have to be the bigger person,’ Mike prompted Angelina, who spat, ‘I’m always the bigger person. I have my right to have my feelings, and that’s it.’

The more he probed, the more fired up she got about the wedding.

Candid conversation: 'You kind of have to be the bigger person,' Mike prompted Angelina, who spat, 'I'm always the bigger person. I have my right to have my feelings, and that's it'

Candid conversation: ‘You kind of have to be the bigger person,’ Mike prompted Angelina, who spat, ‘I’m always the bigger person. I have my right to have my feelings, and that’s it’

‘I’m walking up in this b**** like I’m going to f***ing war,’ Angelina said, and pretended she was talking to the girls: ‘We had a conversation, so where did you turn?’

She began to rant, attacking her old friends over the events of the night.

‘They were trying to be funny, but they were not funny,’ she declared. ‘They come at me like, ”You’re wrong. You’re wrong.” That’s f***ed up. That’s not cool.’

Not cool: 'They were trying to be funny, but they were not funny,' Angelina declared. 'They come at me like, ''You're wrong. You're wrong.'' That's f***ed up. That's not cool'

Not cool: ‘They were trying to be funny, but they were not funny,’ Angelina declared. ‘They come at me like, ”You’re wrong. You’re wrong.” That’s f***ed up. That’s not cool’

‘You’re so cool, I forgot to laugh,’ she went on, venting about the girls for so long that she finally ended up lashing out at the guys.

It was so exhausting that even the normally unflappable Mike took ‘a breather’ outside.

‘I have been through addiction, recovery, prison, the court system,’ Mike considered. ‘But one night with Angeliners is about to take me out.’

Breather time: Angelina was so exhausting that even the normally unflappable Mike took 'a breather' outside

Breather time: Angelina was so exhausting that even the normally unflappable Mike took ‘a breather’ outside

He walked back into the dining room, and decided to end it.

‘I think it’s time to confront this once and for all,’ he told her. ‘The girls are upstairs, and they’re all waiting for you to have the sit-down of sit-downs.’

The guys led Angelina upstairs, where she saw the sex dolls and made her many investigations.

Phase two: The guys led Angelina upstairs, where she saw the sex dolls and made her many investigations

Phase two: The guys led Angelina upstairs, where she saw the sex dolls and made her many investigations

As she partied on, cast member Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, 35, despaired of getting any sleep.

‘We thought that by getting her worked up, she would get tired,’ he said of Angelina. ‘Nope. Nope. She’s not tired.’

After an extended period of play, Angelina finally went to her room, to the guys’ relief.

‘I need therapy after that,’ Vinny complained.

Too much: 'I need therapy after that,' Vinny complained

Too much: ‘I need therapy after that,’ Vinny complained

The next day, the guys went to the gym, and Angelina played a prank on them.

She walked into their empty suite, and found the sex dolls still splayed across the floor.

She put her own Angelina doll in Vinny’s bed, then tucked the other dolls’ heads in below her.

Gym session: The next day, the guys went to the gym, and Angelina played a prank on them

Gym session: The next day, the guys went to the gym, and Angelina played a prank on them

‘He’s gonna love that one,’ she said, smiling to herself.

When the men returned to their suite, Angelina waltzed back in as if she hadn’t just been there.

Mike encouraged her to ‘put all the fun and games aside’ and get serious about resolving her dispute with Deena.

Doll prank: Angelina walked into their empty suite, and found the sex dolls still splayed across the floor, so she used them to pull a prank

Doll prank: Angelina walked into their empty suite, and found the sex dolls still splayed across the floor, so she used them to pull a prank

‘It’s coming to the point, if you don’t want to be part of this family, we might have to move on without you,’ he said.

He then asked if she wanted to remain in the family and Angelina paused before answering as the episode ended. 

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation will return in two weeks on MTV.

Long pause: Mike asked Angelina if she wanted to remain in the family and she paused before answering as the episode ended

Long pause: Mike asked Angelina if she wanted to remain in the family and she paused before answering as the episode ended


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