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Made In Chelsea FINALE: Sophie breaks down in tears as she tells Fred she and Tom Zanetti are OVER

After squeezing the final droplets of potential intrigue from their stay in Suffolk, the cast are back in London for the series finale.

Just when panic was about to set in that Mark Francis wasn’t going to turn up this season, here he is, champagne at the ready for new mum Victoria and her baby daughter, Gaia-Grace.

Mark Francis approves of the name with its alliterated Gs. Ideal for luggage and letter heads, you see. Victoria asks him to be the godfather and he accepts. ‘I’m going to turn her into a monster!’ he promises.

Auf Wiedersehen! Sophie broke down in tears as she told Fred she and Tom Zanetti had split in Monday’s Made In Chelsea finale

From new life full of potential and promise to battered hopes and devastated dreams – Reza is with Sam, discussing his break up with Ruby.

Apparently things are so dire that he’s crying at cats and dogs on TV and he can’t bring himself to eat even a banana. He’s also upset because he can’t ring up Ruby anymore and say ‘hey baby girl’, nor brush his teeth next to her.

Given that Ruby moved about four houses away from Reza while in Suffolk to live with The Tricep Trio, despite them still being a couple, it doesn’t seem likely that they’ve brushed their teeth next to each other for at least three months.

Emily has moved from fantasies of child rearing to dreams of dog sitting.

'Prince Charmings will come and go, but I will always be here!' Fred insists she has never looked more beautiful and that he will always be here for her

‘Prince Charmings will come and go, but I will always be here!’ Fred insists she has never looked more beautiful and that he will always be here for her

Sweet! Just when panic was about to set in that Mark Francis wasn't going to turn up this season, here he is, champagne at the ready for new mum Victoria and her baby daughter, Gaia-Grace

Sweet! Just when panic was about to set in that Mark Francis wasn’t going to turn up this season, here he is, champagne at the ready for new mum Victoria and her baby daughter, Gaia-Grace

Ollie and Gareth let her take Bear, with strict instructions never to feed him garlic, strawberries, or peppers (all staples of a dog’s diet, surely) and she heads home with him to see Harvey.

Bear cannot stick Harvey it would seem, as he hides under the table and on a chair. Then again, poor Bear is passed around a lot so he probably finds it hard to trust anyone in this life other than himself.

Oh good. The Tricep Trio have brought their group name with them back to London. And here they are, in the park, working out. Because, in case you didn’t know, they are into exercise.

The Godfather: Mark Francis approves of the baby's name with its alliterated Gs. Ideal for luggage and letter heads, you see

The Godfather: Mark Francis approves of the baby’s name with its alliterated Gs. Ideal for luggage and letter heads, you see

3T: Oh good. The Tricep Trio have brought their group name with them back to London. And here they are, in the park, working out. Because, in case you didn't know, they are into exercise

3T: Oh good. The Tricep Trio have brought their group name with them back to London. And here they are, in the park, working out. Because, in case you didn’t know, they are into exercise

Julius is terrified their bond will be obliterated by the day-to-day of metropolitan life.

‘I don’t like other people being around us!’ he says, secretly hopeful that Freedom Day will be pushed back a month (oh look, he got his wish!)

Sophie meets up with Fred to inform him she and Tom Zanetti are toast.

Maternal: Emily has moved from fantasies of child rearing to dreams of dog sitting

Maternal: Emily has moved from fantasies of child rearing to dreams of dog sitting

Dog-swap! Ollie and Gareth let her take Bear, with strict instructions never to feed him garlic, strawberries, or peppers (all staples of a dog's diet, surely)

Dog-swap! Ollie and Gareth let her take Bear, with strict instructions never to feed him garlic, strawberries, or peppers (all staples of a dog’s diet, surely)

‘We were incompatible,’ she says. This is a bit like saying ‘lockdowns are quite annoying’, such is its obviousness.

Sophie becomes upset, having opened up to Tom. ‘I am disappointed with my own judgement,’ she says.

Fred insists she has never looked more beautiful and that he will always be here for her. ‘Prince Charmings will come and go, but I will always be here!’ he says. 

GET TOGETHER ALREADY GUYS!

A shoulder to cry on: From new life full of potential and promise to battered hopes and devastated dreams - Reza is with Sam, discussing his break up with Ruby

A shoulder to cry on: From new life full of potential and promise to battered hopes and devastated dreams – Reza is with Sam, discussing his break up with Ruby

Devo! Apparently things are so dire that he's crying at cats and dogs on TV and he can't bring himself to eat even a banana

Devo! Apparently things are so dire that he’s crying at cats and dogs on TV and he can’t bring himself to eat even a banana

For some weird reason, Meava asks Ruby and Eloise if they’d like to clear the air. 

After luring them into a false sense of security with this faux sentiment, she starts badgering Ruby about her break up with Reza.

‘Its not because of Miles,’ Ruby lies. ‘I don’t like how he flirts with me,’ she lies some more.

Miles and Ruby spend the rest of the episode claiming they don’t fancy each other which is absolutely pointless and not kidding anyone. Even a blind, deaf person would not believe this.

Being nice? For some weird reason, Meava asks Ruby and Eloise if they'd like to clear the air

Being nice? For some weird reason, Meava asks Ruby and Eloise if they’d like to clear the air

A tall tale: After luring them into a false sense of security, Meava starts badgering Ruby about her break up with Reza. 'Its not because of Miles,' Ruby lies. 'I don't like how he flirts with me,' she lies some more

A tall tale: After luring them into a false sense of security, Meava starts badgering Ruby about her break up with Reza. ‘Its not because of Miles,’ Ruby lies. ‘I don’t like how he flirts with me,’ she lies some more

Reza, meanwhile, goes wild for some Garden Of Eden metaphors, comparing Miles to Eve and Ruby to the forbidden fruit.

‘A snake in the grass can always navigate around no matter how long the grass is,’ he adds, chucking in a serpentine reference for good measure.

Tristan decides it’s up to him to have a word with Miles, which is weird. 

He sits him down like some sort of stern guidance counselor. Miles continues to insist he isn’t interested in Ruby. This makes no sense as he is essentially c**k-blocking himself and it would save everyone a lot of time if he just admitted it. It’s like he’s gaslighting all the viewers at once. He is Charles Boyer and we are all Ingrid Bergman.

Split: 'We were incompatible,' Sophie says of her and Tom. This is a bit like saying 'lockdowns are quite annoying', such is its obviousness

Split: ‘We were incompatible,’ Sophie says of her and Tom. This is a bit like saying ‘lockdowns are quite annoying’, such is its obviousness

Park life: Motherhood and god-fatherhood have changed Victoria and Mark Francis so much that they're sitting on a park bench and being pedestrian

Park life: Motherhood and god-fatherhood have changed Victoria and Mark Francis so much that they’re sitting on a park bench and being pedestrian

Motherhood and god-fatherhood have changed Victoria and Mark Francis so much that they’re sitting on a park bench and being pedestrian.

The Tricep Trio go for drinks with Eloise and Ruby. Miles and Ruby obviously end up sat alone and start beating around the bush about fancying each other.

It’s all done via smirks and side-glances, and lingering sips from frosted tumblers.

‘Now that you’re single, what type of guy are you looking for?’ Miles asks. He’s like a Bond villain. All he’s missing is an overly large white cat and a wing-backed chair.

‘Guys who are tall, dark and handsome,’ Ruby says.

Flirty: Miles and Ruby obviously end up sat alone and start beating around the bush about fancying each other

Flirty: Miles and Ruby obviously end up sat alone and start beating around the bush about fancying each other

Smirky: It's all done via smirks and side-glances, and lingering sips from frosted tumblers

Smirky: It’s all done via smirks and side-glances, and lingering sips from frosted tumblers

‘Yeah, we are great!’ Miles says.

A. Miles, you’re not that tall to be fair. B. So pretending you are only interested in Ruby as a friend lasted, what, seven minutes?

They agree to go on a date and we all want our money back, despite not having paid anything.

Made In Chelsea returns to E4 later in the year.

Chat: Tristan decides it's up to him to have a word with Miles, which is weird

Chat: Tristan decides it’s up to him to have a word with Miles, which is weird


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