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Matty ‘J’ Johnson’s horror sex story about being busted with a bottle of lube

Matty ‘J’ Johnson shares horror sex story about being busted with a bottle of lubricant by fiancée Laura Byrne’s friends after masturbating during a dinner party in their home

Former Bachelor Matty ‘J’ Johson revealed he got himself into a sticky situation when his fiancée Laura Byrne invited her girlfriends over to their home.

The 33-year-old recalled the very awkward story on the Life Uncut podcast – hosted by Laura and her friend Brittany Hockley – this week.

He explained that sex was not yet on the cards between himself and Laura after she had just given birth to their second daughter Lola, so he had been using a lubricant to assist in his own self-pleasure.

Embarrassing: Matty ‘J’ Johnson shared a very awkward story that saw him in a sticky situation with a bottle of lubricant and his fiancée Laura Byrne’s friends on the Life Uncut podcast this week 

He said: ‘When it comes to masturbating, I don’t use lubricant… As I got it out, I was like “oh there’s that lubricant, maybe I should give that a try just to mix things up and see what it’s like, see what I’m missing out on.”‘

Matty, himself a podcast host, said he had spotted the bottle in back of a drawer in their ensuite bathroom.

Laura interjected saying: ‘It’s yours from before we got together, it’s literally moved with us from your old apartment. It’s lube that you’ve used with somebody else, because we’ve never used it.’

Mortified! He revealed that he left a bottle of lubricant out in the main bathroom of their home while Laura had her friends over. Matty said: 'It wasn't until midway through that night... that I realised that I still left the lube in the bathroom, next to the hand wash'

Mortified! He revealed that he left a bottle of lubricant out in the main bathroom of their home while Laura had her friends over. Matty said: ‘It wasn’t until midway through that night… that I realised that I still left the lube in the bathroom, next to the hand wash’

The reality TV star noted that it was from the time they were living in his old share house and that they somehow brought it with them when they moved. 

He said that after masturbating he moved the bottle into the main bathroom of their home and left it there.  

‘It wasn’t until midway through that night when they (Laura’s friends) came over for dinner that I realised that I still left the lube in the bathroom, next to the hand wash,’ he revealed.

Whoops! Mortified by his forgetfulness, Matty added: 'Three of the girls had gone to the bathroom and they would have known that'

Whoops! Mortified by his forgetfulness, Matty added: ‘Three of the girls had gone to the bathroom and they would have known that’

Mortified by his forgetfulness, Matty added: ‘Three of the girls had gone to the bathroom and they would have known that.’

Co-host Brittany was relieved at story’s ending, saying: ‘I thought where this was going was that you went to jack off while Laura had her friends over, and I was like this is a bit weird.’

Meanwhile Laura said she thought the story was that her fiancé had used the ‘five-year-old’ bottle of lube as tooth paste.

Funny theories: Co-host Brittany (left) was relieved at story's ending, saying: 'I thought where this was going was that you went to jack off while Laura had her friends over. Meanwhile, Laura (right) said she thought the story was that her fiancé had used the bottle of lube as tooth paste

Funny theories: Co-host Brittany (left) was relieved at story’s ending, saying: ‘I thought where this was going was that you went to jack off while Laura had her friends over. Meanwhile, Laura (right) said she thought the story was that her fiancé had used the bottle of lube as tooth paste

‘This was ok in comparison to where I thought the story was going,’ she added. 

Brittany then followed up, asking: ‘How did it feel using expired lube on your penis?’

‘Quiet good,’ the former Bachelor said of his experience.

Matty and Laura welcomed their second child in February, daughter Lola Ellis.

The couple, who meet on season five of The Bachelor, are also doting parents to daughter Marlie-Mae, one. 

Family: Matty and Laura welcomed their second child in February, daughter Lola Ellis. The couple, who meet on season five of The Bachelor, are also doting parents to daughter Marlie-Mae, one

Family: Matty and Laura welcomed their second child in February, daughter Lola Ellis. The couple, who meet on season five of The Bachelor, are also doting parents to daughter Marlie-Mae, one

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