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Simon Pegg joins Instagram with diss track featuring Mission Impossible co-star Pom Klementieff

Simon Pegg has joined Instagram and announced his arrival by sharing a diss track he filmed with his Mission Impossible co-star Pom Klementieff.

The Shaun Of The Dead star, 50, filmed a gritty black-and-white video of the actress, 34, through the streets of Venice, where she sang a tune in French titled Au Revoir Chirs Hemsworth that jokingly hit out at her fellow Marvel cast.

Pom, who first played Mantis in The Guardians Of The Galaxy 2, mainly aimed her diss track at the Thor star, but also made jokes about Anthony Mackie’s Falcon, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland, and Captain America star Chris Evans.

Amusing: Simon Pegg joined Instagram on Sunday with a hilarious diss track featuring Mission Impossible co-star Pom Klementieff as she jokingly hit out at her fellow Marvel cast

Singing tongue-in-cheek lyrics, Pom dissed: ‘Give up your fantasy, Christopher. Your musculature is quite pathetic, your hammer is teeny tiny, I am the best of The Avengers.

‘Falcon is just a fat pigeon defecating randomly in the streets, I ate him like I was a cat. My team is the best, yours are all just amateurs.’

Referring to how Evans unknowingly shared a nude photo in September, she went on: ‘I’m going to make you shrivel up, you’ll be extremely embarrassed like when Captain America accidentally posted an intimate photograph of his genitals.

Loyalty: In the video, Pom posed beside Simon, Tom Cruise and Rebecca Ferguson on the set of Mission Impossible to make her point that her team 'was the best'

Loyalty: In the video, Pom posed beside Simon, Tom Cruise and Rebecca Ferguson on the set of Mission Impossible to make her point that her team ‘was the best’

Joker: Pom mainly aimed her diss track at the Thor star, but also made jokes about Anthony Mackie's Falcon, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland, and Captain America star Chris Evans

Joker: Pom mainly aimed her diss track at the Thor star, but also made jokes about Anthony Mackie’s Falcon, Spider-Man actor Tom Holland, and Captain America star Chris Evans

Track: Singing tongue-in-cheek lyrics, Pom dissed: 'Give up your fantasy, Christopher. Your musculature is quite pathetic, your hammer is teeny tiny, I am the best of The Avengers'

Track: Singing tongue-in-cheek lyrics, Pom dissed: ‘Give up your fantasy, Christopher. Your musculature is quite pathetic, your hammer is teeny tiny, I am the best of The Avengers’

‘You can try your best to win, but you really should give up. Goodness me! You’re incapable of victory.

‘Your hair is gold like what, your abs are coiled steel and I’d like you to call me baby, but I’ll never be your barbie even though you look like Ken.’

Bringing in the Spider-Man, she went on: ‘Your beginner’s luck won’t last for long, you’ll be running to your mum. you think you are a giant, but now you are a loser. You will feel no bigger than Tom Holland.

‘Your team’s value is roughly that of a t**d. In me they inspire only pity, I’m going to comprehensively destroy them. When I think of you I laugh, your choice of players is frivolous like a movie starring Ryan Reynolds.

Diss: Of Mackie's Marvel character, she said: 'Falcon is just a fat pigeon defecating randomly in the streets, I ate him like I was a cat. My team is the best, yours are all just amateurs'

Diss: Of Mackie’s Marvel character, she said: ‘Falcon is just a fat pigeon defecating randomly in the streets, I ate him like I was a cat. My team is the best, yours are all just amateurs’

Competitive: 'You can try your best to win, but you really should give up. Goodness me! You're incapable of victory,' Pom went on

Competitive: ‘You can try your best to win, but you really should give up. Goodness me! You’re incapable of victory,’ Pom went on

Props: Pom also posed on a beach with a book that had Chris Pratt's face on it and was titled 'Hemsworth the one and only' on her posterior

Props: Pom also posed on a beach with a book that had Chris Pratt’s face on it and was titled ‘Hemsworth the one and only’ on her posterior

‘One thing I’m certain of, and I’m sorry to break your heart, but my team is better than yours,’ Pom concluded as she posed beside Simon, Tom Cruise and Rebecca Ferguson on the set of Mission Impossible.

Simon then shared a fun message with followers as he introduced the new account, as he wrote: ‘Au Revoir Chris Hemsworth. I’ve decided to start a public Instagram because, why not? 

‘As my inaugural post, here’s a little film I made with the brilliant @pomklementieff in Venice a few weeks ago. Please enjoy this and any subsequent photography.’

Following through with his promise, Simon quickly shared three more photos including another with Pom and one where he drove a boat through the canals of Venice during a day off from filming. 

Ouch: Bringing in the Spider-Man, she went on: 'You'll be running to your mum. you think you are a giant, but now you are a loser. You will feel no bigger than Tom Holland'

Ouch: Bringing in the Spider-Man, she went on: ‘You’ll be running to your mum. you think you are a giant, but now you are a loser. You will feel no bigger than Tom Holland’

Proud: 'One thing I'm certain of, and I'm sorry to break your heart, but my team is better than yours,' Pom concluded in the video

Proud: ‘One thing I’m certain of, and I’m sorry to break your heart, but my team is better than yours,’ Pom concluded in the video

Marvellous! Pom plays Mantis in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (pictured with Letitia Wright, Brie Larson, Elizabeth Olsen, Tessa Thompson and Gwynth Paltrow in Avengers: Endgame)

Marvellous! Pom plays Mantis in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (pictured with Letitia Wright, Brie Larson, Elizabeth Olsen, Tessa Thompson and Gwynth Paltrow in Avengers: Endgame)


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