However, a new source of potential doom has now quite literally emerged in the Eastern US. Observers there have been preparing for the appearance of the cicada swarm known as Brood X – otherwise referred to as the Great Eastern Brood – for some time, a task made much easier by this particular group’s well-documented 17-year life cycle.
The billions-strong hexapod hordes have never displayed any intent to upset the natural order and take over the world. Until now.
In a chilling video reportedly shot at the Hampton Inn near Princeton, New Jersey, Twitter user Andrew R Gordon has revealed that cicadas are now capable of opening doors, a capability previously thought to be possessed only by humans, velociraptors and certain particularly sassy cats.
They can open doors too! pic.twitter.com/d4drDmB68v
— Andrew R. Gordon 🇺🇸🪐🐛🎢🌪🇺🇸 (@AndrewRGordon2) June 7, 2021
It is not known if this attempt to gain access to enclosed spaces is a prelude to a bloodthirsty purge of humanity or if the insects just fancied a rest in the hotel’s air-conditioned lobby, following a bout of the frenzied coupling that characterises their septdecennial outbreaks. Given their inscrutable, compound-eyed expressions, it is obviously difficult to ascertain the exact intentions of Magicicada septendecim, Magicicada cassinii and Magicicada septendecula – the three species that constitute the unfathomable insectoid mass that is Brood X.
But from the evidence we have, it is clear some sort of reckoning is coming and sadly, this oncoming war between Homo sapiens and the billions-strong hivemind may be all our fault.
Research has shown that far from being an unending stream of countless insects, Brood X swarm numbers have dropped sharply in recent iterations, a fact seemingly related to increasing urban development in the eastern US. This has resulted in a decline in the numbers of trees the cicadas need to lay their eggs in, and whose roots their long-lived nymph forms feed on.
Having learned of this obvious danger to their future prospects, Brood X may have decided to stage a final do-or-die push to crush humankind, before their numbers dwindle to the point where such an effort is impossible. And evidence is emerging that this final push will take the form of a decapitation strike against the leader of the free world: US President Joe Biden.
Yesterday, Emmy-winning broadcast meteorologist Lauryn Ricketts reported that a gigantic cloud had been picked up on weather radar covering Washington DC, much of central Maryland and parts of northern Virginia. But rather than a thunderstorm, this was in fact one huge, vengeful cloud of cicadas.
THIS is not rain, not ground clutter (the radar beam picking up objects close the radar site –which is in Loudoun County)…. the Hydrometeor Classification algorithm identifies this as biological in nature..so likely CICADAS being picked up by the radar beam… pic.twitter.com/zTLCzynz5D
— Lauryn Ricketts (@laurynricketts) June 7, 2021
We can’t be sure of their intentions, but it doesn’t look good.
Heaven help us all. ®