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Brisbane resident leaves letter telling neighbour to stop having loud sex

Angry neighbour sends VERY graphic letter to unit residents demanding they stop noisy ‘late-night sexcapades’ –  finishing with a bizarre plea for understanding

  • Brisbane resident left a letter begging her neighbours to stop having loud sex
  • She said she could hear them talk and could also hear their intimate moments
  • The neighbour shared letter online and said she would be sure to keep it down

A fed up and sleep-deprived resident dubbed ‘Karen’ has left a furious letter to her new neighbours demanding they ‘keep it down’ while getting intimate.

The resident informed the new tenants living in an apartment block in Paddington, in Brisbane‘s inner-city, that their walls were ‘paper thin’.

This meant she could not only hear their neighbours talk and play music, but also their early morning ‘sexcapades’.

‘We were woken up this morning at around 12.30am mortified, drifting from what we thought (was) a nightmare into reality with the sounds of… loud moaning and groaning,’ read the letter, which included some details too graphic to publish. 

A fed up and sleep-deprived resident in Brisbane left a furious letter to her new neighbours demanding they ‘keep it down’ when sharing some intimate moments together

‘Your sexcapade was then followed by laughing and chatting until very early morning hours. We can actually hear every word you say. Can you please keep it down?

‘And PLEASE PLEASE close your windows when you have sex because IT IS NOT SEXY AT ALL.

‘If this happens again, we will call in for noise control and will name and shame your address on the Paddington/Milton Facebook news group.’

The author of the letter claimed there were ‘recovering sex and porn addicts’ living in the flats next door who would also ask that they keep it down.

The letter quickly went viral after being shared to Reddit.

While admitting the letter was ‘hilarious’, the woman said she had no intentions to be rude to her neighbours or disrupt their sleep. 

The neighbour did say she would have preferred a more polite message.

‘Like in all honesty, as funny as the encouragement to just be even louder is – I don’t actually want to disturb my neighbours’ sleep and I don’t particularly want them to hear me having sex,’ she said.

‘So of course I’m going to try and keep it down and shut my goddamn windows. 

‘Just don’t be a d**k about in next time… But also thanks for the meme, Karen.’

The Reddit post received more than 300 comments with some blasting the neighbour for being so inconsiderate while others simply said ‘Karen’ needed to lighten up. 

The woman who received the letter said while the letter was funny she didn't want her neighbours hearing her have sex (stock image)

The woman who received the letter said while the letter was funny she didn’t want her neighbours hearing her have sex (stock image)

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