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Twitter users reveal hilarious New Year’s resolutions for 2021

Setting the bar low! Twitter users reveal hilarious New Year’s resolutions for 2021 – including making more effort to get dressed every day and ‘slide tackling’ Matt Hancock

  • Twitter users from around the world have shared their amusing goals for 2021 
  • Hilarious New Year’s resolutions include ‘getting other people to be nicer to me’
  • Bar was low for ambition with one goal ‘go to Robert Dyas at some point this year’

After a difficult year, it seems many aren’t bothering with setting themselves the usual ambitious New Year’s resolutions. 

While people would normally be gearing up to try and lose weight or learn a new skill at this time of year, Twitter users from around the world have revealed their hilariously underwhelming goals for 2021.  

The resolutions include ‘getting to Robert Dyas at some point this year’, to ‘stop having thoughts’ and one user who had some very aggressive plans for Matt Hancock.  

One user admitted they simply wanted to get dressed more next year, while another decided she would start calling out people who aren’t wearing their face masks properly.  

Twitter users from around the world have revealed their hilariously underwhelming goals for 2021, including one user who wants to 'be taller'

Twitter users from around the world have revealed their hilariously underwhelming goals for 2021, including one user who wants to ‘be taller’ 

‘My New Year’s resolution is to get ready more often. Cause your girl be too comfortable bumming it 24/7’, wrote US-based Rosa. 

‘My New Year’s resolution is to yell at people who don’t wear their mask properly or at all,’ said Eden, from Los Angeles.  

Another user admitted her goal for the year was to get her brother to break up with his girlfriend, while one person simply wanted everyone else to be nicer to him. 

‘I’m not gonna make any New Year’s resolutions because I’m perfect, but I’m gonna recommend that a lot of you make new years resolutions to be nicer to me’, wrote a Welsh user. 

Another user admitted her goal for the year was to get her brother to break up with his girlfriend, while one person simply wanted everyone else to be nicer to him

Another user admitted her goal for the year was to get her brother to break up with his girlfriend, while one person simply wanted everyone else to be nicer to him

‘My New Year’s resolution is for my brother to break up with his girlfriend because I hate her so much’, said another. 

Pointless presenter Richard Osman also jumped on the trend, revealing just how different his ambitions for the coming year are from this time last year.   

He wrote: ‘My New Years Resolution 2020 – see the world, meet new people, expand my horizons. 

‘My New Years Resolution 2021 – really hoping I can get to Robert Dyas at some point.’  

One user said they were 'giving up' for their resolution next year, while another said theirs was to 'stop' having new years resolutions all together

One user said they were ‘giving up’ for their resolution next year, while another said theirs was to ‘stop’ having new years resolutions all together

One user said they were ‘giving up’ for their resolution next year, while another said theirs was to ‘stop’ having new years resolutions all together.  

Ellie, from the US, wrote: ‘Every year my new year’s resolution is to follow in kelly kapoor’s footsteps and get more attention by any means necessary and that way I will never let myself down.’ 

Alexa, from LA, said: ‘My new year’s resolution is to become even more toxic’. 

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